londonboy80's Journal

Meet Pete...
Right then, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Pete, and I'm going to promise you two things right here and now:

1. In spite of all things sane and logical, I am going to utterly destroy my life and everything I own.

2. No matter how bad this thing gets, no matter how much trouble I land myself in, and no matter how much I miss what I will shortly destroy, I will NEVER write in such a way that can be described as apathetic, self-pitying, and thus ultimately boring.

3. I will read all comments left on my journal AND, if you ask me to do something, providing it won't kill me (I have my own plans for that) or lead to my arrest (that would make the whole Blog a lot less interesting), I'll try my hardest to do it.

So... command me viewer. Your petty whims shall be my actions, and I shall endeavor to keep you all entertained.

But now it's time for you to see what I look like...

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